today: a mishmash of words and pictures in lolcat form.

point the first:
stupidcat is a whore.
i came home from the office and here she is on the couch, all posed out like she's queen of all shit. for serious. in my next life, i am going to be a cat. lookit that. she's like "ya, it's 2am... i gots ma head on the pillow, ma legs stretched out... and ur steelin ma eyesafety with ur camerabeam."
fuck off, stupidcat. i can't even go to the bathroom without you following me. you are a disgusting, vile, repugnant, smelly ass animal.
and i envy you like hell.

i even made a coffee cup castle to show you, dear reader(s).

yeah, she knocked it down quick.
stupid bitch.

point the second: sugar, dun dun dun dun, oh, honey honey, dun dun dun duhn, you are my candy girl, and you got me watchin' you



in an effort to curb my sugar consumption, while my parents were away, i did a bit of an experiment. that's right. for SCIENCE. or laziness. alas, either way. i didn't throw my sugar packets out for a few days. this is two or three days of sugary goodness. now, i know this is unhealthy. 2 packets of sugar time an infinite amount of cups of coffee/tea is definitely spelling trouble. however, me without caffeine is a very scary sight, indeed.




point the third: im in ur politix misunderstandin u.

this is true. i do not understand politics. or politicians. or referendumbs (the b is there on purpose). doing some readin' and writin' tonight, one of the articles on the interwebz said that the low turnout at the election this year was due to young people and their apathy to a structured society. it's not like that at all, motherfucker. it's not that we don't care. but ur politix is stoopid, even lolcats can tell you that much. let's see what you fucks talked about this year, shall we? oh, the catholic school system. which has been pointed out to be extremely discriminatory. now, if you're going to fund a catholic system, shouldn't you be cheerfully funding a muslim system, a jewish system, a church of the flying spaghetti monster system, etc? as a devout pastafarian, i can only hope and dream that my future children will someday attend the Academy of His Flying Noodliness. for serious. (not that i would ever dream of pushing my religion on my future children. innocent until proven guilty, my friends. but if they CHOSE to attend that school, why should they not be allowed? oh, that's right... carbohydrates aren't jesus. i get it.)

this is molly. (2005 - 2005)
she was a politishun who fought for equal rights among species.
it took her a long time to type up proposals and false promises, but she enjoyed the exercise.
the stress got to her and she died in a barren cage of rage and inequality just before her first birthday.
some would say that if healthcare was in a better state, and that if rats were recognized as people, she would have made it.

i think karma got her.
she never voted.

in other news, if you don't have the new radiohead album "in rainbows", get it.

i've never been a big radiohead fan, like at all. but i got it coz it's free.

and it's actually rather mindblowing.