Awesome.

Father Catches Son Smoking Pot, Sells $90 Gift for $9000

Awesome. See, this is great parenting!

Teach the kid how to profit ten times over from a materialistic good, thereby making enough money to start his very own grow op!

"See, Junior, all you have to do is buy the toy of the year before the price goes up, and sell it on eBay ten days before Christmas."

He could have at least given the system to some charity or something, thereby teaching his kid the true spirit of Christmas, which is of course, "if you smoke weed you are the devil and the poor will have your presents. And you know why they're poor? It's because they are POTHEADS. Dirty, filthy, hippy potheads. And now they have your Playstation."

I love the things that pass as news.