All is fair in love, war, and cheese and crackers.

The new year has been, needless to say, INSANE so far.

a) The "vomitting virus" is going around my complex. We all caught it. For quite a long time.

b) The very very very end of last year I had a brief fling (it was minute) with a boy who was definitely not deserving of a very delayed Jennrebound. Any boy who has ever been involved in a Jennrebound knows that it is just an opportunity to get hammered with a girl in flannel pj's and long underwear, perhaps hug it out, and then get the hell on with our lives. This one, bless his heart, didn't understand that.

c) But that's okay, because... I can do way more awesome. And he's far away.

d) Also, if you ever take a Greyhound bus to someone's house, proceed to unpack your belongings and stay a couple days, and make yourself quite at home by eating their food and such -- you have no basis to dictate how that person lives their life. Make no comment about how much tea or coffee the person consumes, or how many cigarettes she smokes.

e) In the same vein, bringing the most giant bottle of rye in the world and then calling that person an alcoholic may not be the best idea ever.

f) In the same vein, bringing the most giant bottle of beer in the world and then calling that person an alcoholic may not be the best idea ever.

g) New cat, Cheech. New cat Cheech is an anomoly among felines. He just moved in with us, and he's totally awesome. I bathed him the other day with very little resistance, which was good, because I was under the curse of the vomitting virus and the conscience bug at the time.

h) I am trying to cross stitch to get rid of the wanting to smoke-ness. So if anyone has some extra aida cloth and embroidery thread laying around, let me know. I can give you twenty six cents and a button. Or I can like, bake you a batch of cookies. Ghetto cookies, but cookies nonetheless...

i) Oh, it's what you do to me... Oh, it's what you do to me. (Hey There Delilah is playing. I fucking love this song. Couldn't resist.)

j) I have a whole high school society going on. It's pretty awesome how most of us ended up here. Rad.

k) But apparently when I make cheese and crackers I cut the cheeses too small. ;) (jk)

K is as far as the list goes tonight, folks.
Be well,
j.