I brought in the New Year in ways I will never repeat again.
It was followed by three days of insane guilt eating, in which I forced myself to eat multiple cheeseburgers and a lot of pizza. And booze.
This was followed by three days of the worst gastrointestinal exploits ever.
Srsly. I have never been so sick in my life. Just today I have regained the ability to move without feeling like I will puke.
Karma, I have learned my lesson.
Please fix me.
I'll be good this year. I promise.
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