Tallies

People who IMed me tonight explicitly to ask about the state of my tit: 4

Odd questions:
*"Was it the big boob or the not so big boob?"
*"Is it still frozen?"
*"Will it be frozen for the whole five days?"
*"Are you srsly wearing a tshirt under your bra?"

(Answers: The big one. No. No. Yes.)

Odd hypothesizes:
*I have a ginseng plant growing under my boob, due to my overconsumption of tea - the ginseng in which I am unable to digest, so it is emerging underneath my tit.

I love my friends.

And I promise that soon the posts about my boob will cease. But right now I just think it's pretty fucking hilarious.