Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Injuries that only a Jenn could get

Alright, so my tongue has been bleeding pretty constantly for approximately four hours.
I bit it while eating spaghetti.
So I decide that I'm sick of swallowing blood and it's starting to make me feel pretty sick.
I do some Google-fu, which tells me to rinse it with salt water. And then apply a moistened teabag to the area, as something in it will soothe the pain or stop the blood or something. So I do this.
Even in October when I got drunk and fell over a bike, thereby putting my bottom tooth through my lip, I did not do a saltwater rinse. Holy fuck, that is so gross.
But sucking on a teabag is absolutely as disgusting as it sounds.

Carry on.

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