date local...what?

I present to you the advertisement that was at the left of my Facebook profile this afternoon.

I am very interested to see what a Candian is.

Is it a person made of candy? A person from a country made of candy? A country of illiterates who just think they are from Candia? A Nigerian scammer that wants to send me $100.0000?

Oh Candia. Sure, this could just be a typo. But whoever made it obviously had to pay money to put it on the interwebz. I know our dollar is awesome today, but still...

So I guess I still need to invent the dictionary. And spell check. And fucking weed killer for whatever is photoshopped on Candia bitch's head.

I will not "click here to see more", Miss Giant Flower that looks like the Spanish Fruit Lady from Sesame Street.


Oh, Candia, I stand on guard for thee.