Today's elaborations

So I'm sitting at the office right now eating a bagel and cleverly avoiding actual work/waiting for more pages to proof.
I have decided that I am totally writing a book to chronicle the insane meanderings of my life thusfar. It is going to be a lighthearted comedy full of sarcasm and, as I try to put in most things, a healthy dose of cynical laughter. It will follow me through school, and eventually the big city, and back to hicksville. It is tenatively titled 1001 Things Not to Do With Your Life.
My beautiful sham fiancée Dawn-Marie has accepted the position of editor, and we have decided that we are quitting boys for a while, and therefore we are engaged. (No, I'm not a lesbian. But this is a good way to stay off of boys for a while, no?). ;)
lol. So anyway, that's the downlow.
More stories to follow when I'm not supposed to be working.