1. How there isn't even ONE FUCKING day between Halloween and Christmas. Seriously. I went to the pharmacy today and it was all decked out for Christmas. Gah.
2. Teenage girls. Especially in movie theatres. On cell phones. Giggling.
3. Facebook application invites. To stuff that is stupid. Or invites to groups that are stupid. No, I don't want to help you set a world record for the largest Facebook group. Because that's gay. And I don't give a fucking shit.
4. Stupid people on MSN. Why, oh why do you need an emoticon for every word? WHY?
5. People who never say thank you. Yo, you learned it on Sesame Street, kthx.
6. How those hairless cats are so fucking ugly. I would adore a hairless cat. But not if it was ugly. Then it would probably repulse me. More than the hairy cats do.
7. Those stupid commercials for Pull Ups. "My name is Gavin and I'm a big kiiiiid." Ugh. We've established this. Like six years ago. Be gone.
8. People on TV talking about how they lost this much weight by doing this, this, and this, and then you see a new picture of "them" and they've like...changed their race. I didn't know Michael Jackson was in the weight loss biz. But apparently.
9. When you're sitting in the doctor's office and some random piece of shit is like "Why are you here?". Yo, holy personal question, batman! Why are you here? Is the doctor going to pull your head out of your ass?
10. Everything.
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