That's why I'm the nerd and you're the athlete.

The following conversations took place between me and my trainer at tonight's session:
(T - trainer, J - Jenn)

T: How would you describe your nutritional habits?
J: Abhorrent.
T: Ab...horrent. *blank look* Is that good or bad?
J: What do you think?
T: I don't know. It's a pretty big word. Well, you're here. So I'm going to go with bad.

...

T: I had a friend with the last name Loos, back in public school.
J: Oh yeah?
T: Yeah, Ryan.
J: I have a cousin named Ryan.
T: Oh, he's not your cousin.
J: How do you know?
T: I just do.

...

T: Four more!
J: Four, three, two...
T: Three more.
J: No, you see, you're not using the right numbers.
T: *evil grin*
J: *profanity*
T: Four more!

...

T: What are you going to do when you get home?
J: Eat some ice cream.
T: You should probably not do that.
J: You should probably not try to convince me otherwise.
T: *perplexed*